26Apr2024 - 11:43 27 PM
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Book
上課不要看小說
Code : 9789866473654
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| Price : | |
| Weight : | 327 g |
| Director : | 九把刀 , |
| Genre : | 武侠/科幻小说 , |
| Subtitle : | Chinese Traditional/繁体文字 , |
| Discs : | 0 |
| Model : | Book/书籍 , |
“要幫別的作家收集靈感，簡單，
去網路上抄一抄、報紙剪一剪就好了嘛，
BUT！
如果要成為我的左右手，那可就不容易啦，
沒有一點小聰明小奸詐甚至兩隻小雞雞的話，
我想……還是沒命拿我的錢吧！”--九把刀
「王大明！」老師瞪大眼睛。
「是！」我舉高手。
「……你爸爸被溶解了！」老師呆呆地看著我，提高分貝。
我呆住了。全班也都呆住了。
下一瞬間，全班轟然大爆笑了起來！
老師拿起藤條用力摔黑板，怒道：「王大明的爸爸被溶解了，有什麼好笑！」
爆笑的氣氛很容易感染，只要一個停不了大家就都停不了。
更可怕的是，我發現連老師都忍不住轉過頭去。我想她很努力地憋笑吧？
「……」我握緊拳頭，拼命不讓自己也跟著笑出來。
但我最後還是輸了。
我們整整笑掉半節課，直到我四肢僵硬地、被笑到很生氣的教務主任給拖出去教室為止。離開了那個超不正常的笑場，我的眼淚才噴出來。
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